{"id":42368,"date":"2022-09-06T19:34:40","date_gmt":"2022-09-06T19:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/?p=42368"},"modified":"2022-09-06T19:34:40","modified_gmt":"2022-09-06T19:34:40","slug":"biker-give-rookie-police-officer-a-thriller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/biker-give-rookie-police-officer-a-thriller\/","title":{"rendered":"Biker Give Rookie Police Officer A Lifetime Thriller"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Biker Give Rookie Police Officer A Lifetime Thriller<\/span><\/strong> – A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Officer: May I see your driver’s license?<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: It’s not my bike. I stole it.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.<\/p>\n

Officer: There’s a gun in the tool bag?<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Officer: There’s drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Captain: Sir, can I see your license?<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Captain: Who’s motorcycle is this?<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there’s a gun in it?<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there’s drugs in them.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Biker: Yeah, I’ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.<\/p>\n

Biker Give Rookie Police Officer A Lifetime Thriller<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Brand New Corvette Convertible Owner Races Out Of The Dealership, What Came Next<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.<\/p>\n

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I’m too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.<\/p>\n

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”<\/p>\n

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”<\/p>\n

“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.<\/p>\n

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Biker Give Rookie Police Officer A Lifetime Thriller – A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: \u2022 Officer: May I see your driver’s license? \u2022 Biker: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. \u2022 Officer: May I see the owner’s Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42372,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[56,54,1],"tags":[1529,1530],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42368"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42371,"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42368\/revisions\/42371"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test.nahtnow.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}